Sorry to be missing for so long. I’ve been struggling with my law school application and could only spend most of my free time mewing pathetically to the boyfriend about how my life was soooo much harder than everyone else and that he needed to cook me steak for dinner to make it a little better. After a while, it became a Pavlovian response for me in that mewing pathetically while doing nothing equals delicious steak dinner. It’s not hard to see how my boyfriend is out to ruin me. Terrible man that he was, the dinner never came with free backrubs.
Alas, my time spent being a total lazy slob needs to come to an end (for now), so that I can press for free backrubs on the next round of renewed pathetic-ness.